Sunken treasure and buried ships are the mainstay of Swinging Beefs illegitimate unintelgable rantings. Drawing apon the diverse arcane powers of Lemmy, Jonny Ramone and Tom Cruise, Beef models his hair on a loaf of bread badly baked in a Springwood bakery and dog eggs.
Unable to find a place swinging his bass for people who cared, Swinging Beef switched teams, yet again to take his current place just left of centre.
Penelope Pitstop’s false brother and car detailer, Chipper Gore had a successful linenary career before tragically losing all feeling in his left buttock. Fortunately, with the aid of play dough and chicken breast fillets, Chipper is able to maintain a reasonably normal life.
Attacking his own personal demons through shrieks and banshee wails, Chipper aims to channel his own butt ocular loss through his songs.
Unable to meet entry exams for the French Foreign Legion due to a staff infection in the middle ear, Lon Chaney III decided early on in his musical career to just not bother with changing his shoes. This, combined with and incredible sense of being in the right place at the right time has allowed Lon Chaney III (or, simply, de turd, as he likes to be called) to focus more consistently on his colouring in.